So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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