Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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