I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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