And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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