Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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