yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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