I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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