hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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