i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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