I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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