honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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