i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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