I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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