So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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