Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
sick fucks of a feather flock together
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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