What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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