The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i used baking grease as lip gloss
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Randomize
