did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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