Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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