you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We have started to decorate penises.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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