Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
