If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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