Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
then he tried to convert me to islam
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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