I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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