There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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