ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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