I cannot find my penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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