I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You were trust falling into bushes
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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