It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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