you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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