they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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