Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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