The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
