I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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