what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He better not be in your backpack
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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