ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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