Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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