i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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