I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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