I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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