Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
