remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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