He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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