im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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