I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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