I'm going to jail i love you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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