i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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