im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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