Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize
