I CAN MOONWALK!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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