My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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