I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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