i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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