Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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