Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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