I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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